iblug:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

shit

Did you know the muses in Hercules have names?
Calliope, Thalia
Melpomene, Clio, and Terpsichore. (inspired by x)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

im on my old blog and rereading my posts makes me so happy cause i was so funny and clever and i was uber close to friends and that was such a good time sigh

SO I JUST RELAIZED ROBIN WRIGHT WAS IN PRINCESS BRIDE

ROBIN WRIGHT

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KNO

WHO

DIS

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CLAIRE UNDERWOOD WAS PRINCESS BUTTERCUP AND I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

THIS CHANGES

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